Welcome to Port Toil, secret hide out of The Pirates of the Hairybe-an!
Good news and bad news about being a Pirate of the Hairybe-an, the good news is you get good pay...
(Here is Capt. Black Wheelbarrow....)
bad news is the only sport is sword fighting!
The walls give 58% shielding.
And, live Call of Duty!!!
Fuzzy pets... Rats!
This isn't a problem... 58%, remember?
Oh, I guess we got the other 42%.